I just got this and thought I'd pass it along - Do you like it?
SOME OF THESE ARE OLDIES and SOME ARE NEWIES ~ BUT ALL FUN 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. 6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.' 14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.' 16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse Said 'No change yet.' 17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 18. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 19. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned Veteran 20. A backward poet writes inverse. 21. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your Count that votes. 22. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. 23. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
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1 :
Thanks for sharing but my sense of humor has risen to something a bit more sophisticated than puns. But I am sure that many people will like these.
2 :
hahhaa thanks i needed a laugh :)
3 :
Thanks. Those were very cute and funny. I have an idea how I can use some of them!
4 :
very good ones in there.
5 :
some of those are really funny,I wish my printer worked!! that's ok,I saved them on my computer for future reference!!Thanks again!!
6 :
8 and 12 were the best
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