Here are some Puns...Do you get them?...?
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. 6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on a-head." 14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass." 16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet." 17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 18. Don't join dangerous cults, practice safe sects! 19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large. 20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 21. A backward poet writes in-verse. 22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes. 23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
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1 :
Yes. Is there a point to you asking this (like, you don't get some of them), or just for fun?
2 :
Brilliant, funny, I love these. very clever and yep I did get them and groaned at a couple....two silk worms had a race... ha ha.
3 :
where did you get them . surely you have copied them from some book.they are very funny. I got each one of them. though i already had read a few before. Keep on trying
4 :
there were a couple i had to think about and then i got them. I love puns!! keep them coming!! :)
5 :
i love them all i get them all lol
6 :
ha those were good. i especially like the first one :)
7 :
really good n clever! my fave is the first one :-)
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