Which is the funniest/most witty?
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian . 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. 6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.. 9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.' 14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass..' 16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.' 17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 18. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 19. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 20. A backward poet writes inverse. 21. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes. 22. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. 23. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects! I don't get 3, 17, or 23 so it would be most helpful if someone could explain that:)
Jokes & Riddles - 5 Answers
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1 :
3- I don't get that one either 17- Chicken. It's poultry. It's in motion. 23- Yeah...I'm blanking on this one too. And I think the first one is the funniest!
2 :
hehehe. funny. I like number 18. 3 wiskey is made in a still 17 a chicken is poultry 23 cults are sects Thanks.
3 :
Haha. Number 3 is easy, she made whiskey, but he loved her STILL. A still is something you make whiskey in. :P
4 :
haha, i like 14. 3 whiskey is made in a still 17 something that moves smoothly is poetry in motion, so its a play on words using poultry ( another word for the bird type a chicken is) 23 another play on words, safe sex - safe sects
5 :
they are all lame...
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